Did I Say That? An assault on the senses
Joe Pisani talks about the horrors of malls in his latest column.
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Did I Say That? Break, yes; fast, not so much
In order to lower my cholesterol, my wife insisted that I eat oatmeal for breakfast. But I had an alternate plan. Plan B (minus), you might say. Just as the … read more
Did I Say That? Pisani for president
Everyone is lining up to run for President of the United States, especially now that Oprah has pulled out of the ring even before she was in it. This development … read more
Did I Say That? Love and Nicholas Sparks
For Valentine’s Day, I got my wife a dozen red roses and the complete, unabridged collection of Nicholas Sparks’ movies, all 11 of them, along with a super-sized box of … read more
Did I Say That? The end of polite society
One of my neighbors has been letting his dog poop in front of my mailbox, and I lie awake at night obsessing about it because I can’t catch him. Or … read more
Did I Say That? Contagious commuters
Last week I had breakfast with two friends who work in Manhattan and all they did was complain about the commute. That was my life for a decade, and … read more
Did I Say That? My wife the meteorologist
I’m convinced my wife missed her true calling. Instead of companion, mother, caregiver, healthcare professional, she should have been a meteorologist. You know, a weather person in the tradition of … read more
Did I Say That? The perfect cup of coffee
One of my fondest boyhood memories is lying in bed beneath the covers on a cold winter morning while my father got up to make a pot of Maxwell House. … read more
Did I Say That? The year-end brag
I went through the holidays in a funk. No amount of Christmas cheer could bring me out of it. No ho ho ho. No schnapps. No New Year’s merrymaking. I … read more
Did I Say That? Resolving for small improvements
I’m always late with my New Year’s resolutions because I like to give them serious thought, which is difficult to do around the holidays when everyone is making merry or … read more