DId I Say That?

Joe Pisani discusses his Parable of the Electric Toothbrush.

Joe Pisani discusses nabobs.

A wise philosopher once said, “Some things never change.” You’re probably thinking that was Plato or Aristotle or Hegel or Homer Simpson. No. It was my wife, and she doesn’t … read more

Over the past few months, I’ve given about four gifts … and not gotten one thank-you note. OK, so maybe I’m thin-skinned, maybe I want more recognition than I deserve, … read more

When my daughter visited Monticello, the home of Thomas Jefferson, our third president and author of the Declaration of Independence, she brought me back a souvenir — a t-shirt with … read more

Through a series of peculiar events, I was volunteered to reach out to my former classmates for our high school reunion. I would have had more success knocking on their … read more

I had a horrifying experience last week. I went back to the future … or the past … or wherever I went. Actually, I went to my high school reunion, … read more

When you live with someone for a long time, you adopt their bad habits … because if you don’t, you’ll end up with a divorce or coronary. It’s a form … read more

Think about this. You meet a friend on the street, or maybe an enemy, or possibly an ex-husband or ex-wife. It could be your gastroenterologist, your pastor, your lawyer, your … read more

I’m beginning to think I can trust my horoscope more than I can trust science, especially after reading a study that said people who eat red meat and cheese will … read more