Joe Pisani

When my daughter visited Monticello, the home of Thomas Jefferson, our third president and author of the Declaration of Independence, she brought me back a souvenir — a t-shirt with … read more

Through a series of peculiar events, I was volunteered to reach out to my former classmates for our high school reunion. I would have had more success knocking on their … read more

I had a horrifying experience last week. I went back to the future … or the past … or wherever I went. Actually, I went to my high school reunion, … read more

When you live with someone for a long time, you adopt their bad habits … because if you don’t, you’ll end up with a divorce or coronary. It’s a form … read more

Think about this. You meet a friend on the street, or maybe an enemy, or possibly an ex-husband or ex-wife. It could be your gastroenterologist, your pastor, your lawyer, your … read more

I’m beginning to think I can trust my horoscope more than I can trust science, especially after reading a study that said people who eat red meat and cheese will … read more

You’ve heard of the city that never sleeps? Well, I live in the house that never sleeps. Never. We’re like a cellblock of insomniacs. You see, insomnia is as contagious … read more

Experts say that in years to come, everyone will have four or five careers … and each one will pay less than the last one. I recently met a woman … read more

To my thinking, there’s nothing more rewarding in life than free junk. You know, the stuff sitting by the side of the road or at the dump, just waiting to … read more

Lawlessness is spreading through the suburbs. Landscapers and homeowners in our troubled land are wielding leaf blowers like weapons of minor destruction, sending grass clippings and debris onto the sidewalks … read more