Christmas is coming — a time of peace, harmony, brotherly and sisterly love. What are those things anyway?
As a free public service, I’m going to tell you what we must do to make America peaceful again and save the soul of our nation. It’s an idea I urge Democrats, Republicans, Bolsheviks, Maoists, Libertarians, Reds and Greens to embrace before it’s too late. It’s my secret formula for peace on Earth, good will toward living creatures.