By the time this article hits the presses, we will (hopefully) be luxuriating in the amenities that have become the necessities of daily life in the 21st Century: cable television, Internet access, electricity, running water, central heating systems — and the list goes on.
Not only did Frankenstorm Sandy steal Halloween, she made off with Facebook and Netflix! What’s a Millennial to do if she cannot stream videos to her laptop or the unthinkable occurs: her mobile cellular device dies. Dies! Such tragedy would result in the loss of ability to receive and send 15 textual messages per minute while taking a picture of herself using reverse camera mode and simultaneously playing online Pictionary with Grandma. As if!