As a Wilton resident since 1970, I have observed the behaviors of Wilton drivers as they have deteriorated over the last 42 years. I served as police commissioner in Wilton for 16 of those 42 years. In my professional opinion, the vast majority of Wilton drivers have decided to supersede state statutes with their own Real Rules of the Wilton Road.
Hereby codified are the driving behaviors of Wilton drivers, just about every one of which is a violation of state law. These are stated in the voice of the driver — that’s you. These are … The Real Rules of the Wilton Road: